i will be a bird, i will be a monster
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College kids literally don’t care about walking in the way of cars at school because we’re like “hit me i don’t care pay my tuition.”

"Hit me my thesis is due in 12 hours and I haven’t started it"

"Hit me I have a final in an hour and I didn’t study"

"Hit me I’ve been on a 24 hour drinking binge and I’m invincible"

"Hit me. You’re a university vehicle and I’ll get free tuition."

"Hit me I feel like a failure anyway"

(via phosphenedreams)

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who-:

Photographs of Icelandic volcanoes by Marcel Musil

Oct '14 [25304]
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#yessss 

kurtiswiebe:

This perfectly summarizes why I love the Simpsons and hate Family Guy. 

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katarakarate:

definitelynotsatan:

seerofsarcasm:

oliviatheelf:

The saddest thing is that most people will find this humorous instead of serious. We’re standing right beside one another, and yet we text others instead of actually speaking to each other. Have you ever sat down and thought about how uncomfortable we now are around one another that it’s so bad that we literally pretend to be texting someone when we’re not, just so it’s less awkward to stand beside people? What’s supposed to strengthen our bonds has taken away from it. It’s time to take our faces out of our phones and notice the world, give a kind gesture to someone, and go SEE your friends instead of just texting them.

I’m going to let that sink in.

Ah yes let me just up and leave school right in between my classes so I can go see the friend 40 miles away that i’m currently texting instead of making idle chit chat with the people around me that I don’t particularly care for.

Fuck your pretentious shit.

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"whines evil technology is making people antisocial its not real communication if its not face to face and im a pretentious self righteous shitbaby that asks random people on the street for the time and feels good about it"

Oct '14 [160150]
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Life is so hard when your best friend is a 9.5/10 and you’re a strong 4 with the right filter and lighting

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#i think i reblogged this last time with becky in mind  #its still true  #fuck u becky 

littleulvar:

testing out new brushes (◡‿◡✿)

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conradrosetart:

Another piece of my last exhibition (detail)

Sep '14 [14453]
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#fuuuuuuuuuuuhuhuck 
Sep '14 [4160]
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anfagistan:

nezua:

A 13-year-old Girl Scout in San Francisco recently set up shop outside a marijuana clinic and sold 117 boxes of Girl Scout cookies within two hours. The cookies were such a big hit, she’s been invited back.

[boss ass bitch plays in the distance]

Sep '14 [371806]
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valeria2067:

Pure Happiness. (x)

Sep '14 [616566]
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#i almost bought one for lucie the other day  #i just use my hand in a claw shape tho  #it works  #being poor ftw 

pardonmewhileipanic:

BLESS THIS FUCKING CHILD OMG

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monolidmaneater:

coffeeandcockatiels:

Kiki’s Delivery Service Trailer

ALREADY IN TEARS

I AM SO EXCITE

WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT 

Sep '14 [59898]
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#gross sobbing  #that actress is adorable 
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